Woof Tech Inc.

Staff profile · Employee #0001 · Very good boy

$Intern

Meet Intern. It's his name and, for now, his job: coffee runs, naps under the desk, paid in exposure. Every time the market cap climbs, he gets promoted.

From a cardboard box to an intergalactic empire, keeping the name all the way up. Rumor has it the ladder goes higher. Drag the market cap, press play, or boop him.

hi! i'm intern. boop me!

Woof Tech Inc.Staff ID

Intern (name checks out)

Unpaid Intern

Access:Lobby only

Emp. no.
0001
Floor
1 / 9
Market cap
$4.2K

Live market cap

Pre-launch
$0

Goes live the moment $INTERN launches on Pump.fun.

Intern District1 cardboard box

Internal messenger

Chat with Intern

Ask him about work. He answers as whatever job he has right now, from tired unpaid intern up. The one thing he won't discuss: the chart.

Intern

Unpaid Intern · running on fumes

Payslip

Pay period: today
Employee
Intern (name checks out)
Position
Unpaid Intern
Pay
Exposure
Desk
A cardboard box
Perks
Free tap water
Mood
Running on fumes
Real estate
1 cardboard box
Market cap
$4.2K
Next review
$100K

3 coffees. none of them are mine.

Career ladder

Tap a floor to ride there.

    Tokenomics

    Where every $INTERN goes

    A Pump.fun fair launch: one bonding curve, the same terms for everyone, no presale, no insiders.

    Total supply

    1,000,000,000

    $INTERN, minted once at launch. No more can ever be created.

    Intern's allocation: 0 tokens. Paid in exposure, as always.

    Team allocation
    0%Nothing set aside, not even for the dog. Any dev buy is public.
    Presale
    0%Everyone, dev included, buys from the same curve.
    Token tax
    0%Nothing coded into the token. Trades still pay the creator fee and Pump.fun's fees.
    Mint authority
    RevokedThe supply can never grow.
    Freeze authority
    RevokedNobody can freeze your tokens.
    Creator fees
    To holders